FUNNY QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

- How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam."
- What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
- What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
- What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.